Dear ego, just deal with it

Confessions of an optimistic pessimist

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  • stand-up-comic-gifs:

    Mitch Hedberg

    I just used the same joke (crediting Hedberg, of course) and it was met with complete silence on the other end of the telephone line.

    I am a script doctor (basically rewrites) for a living. 

    (via thehearttapes)

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  • mauro-g-money:

    Dexter

    (Source: ianbrooks, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • (Source: boredkyara, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • happydoge:

    He’s here

    (Source: queertoddler, via ruinedchildhood)

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  • carbonfiberandcashmere:

    my favorite thing about game of thrones is how serious the actors are

    (via whoresilee)

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  • wolvensnothere:

    thetalkingleadstotouching:

    I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

    I miss Daria, so much.

    (Source: chadleymacguff, via wilwheaton)

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  • Some Like It Hot

    I highly recommend this movie to all my buddies.

    Some Like It Hot (1959)

    (Source: grantcary, via aint-that-a-kick)

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  • tastefullyoffensive:

    Still waiting for this. [x]

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  • fire-dad:

    The queen of America

    (Source: ibaaad, via feminerds)

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  • moonlightdrivers:

    I actually moaned out loud after the first bite.

    WHAAAAAAAT.

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  • Lauren Bacall by John Engstead

    (Source: deforest, via katuriankaturiankaturian)

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  • teamcoco:

    @_smoyer backstage at #CONAN. #StephenMoyer #TrueBlood (at CONAN)

    Stephen Moyer is a stud. A stupidly talented stud.

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